#THREADS -> Biitchcakes

[movedto-mastcrmarksman]

@biitchcakes // STARTER CALL (open)

❝ It just ain't right. ❞ There's a drop to his shoulder, no way for him to hide his frustration, with the way he's upset. They were superheroes, AVENGERS. They fought aliens, robots, and demons. He's went forwards and backwards in time. It's not even the gruesome sight in front of him that bothers him. They've both seen worse. This just felt sad, all of the sudden. ❝ It's just not. ❞

[lastavenged]

@biitchcakes sent in an ask from the BREAKFAST IN BED prompts -> "I know you had a rough week, so I thought this might brighten your morning."

There has got to be some saying that she should have heed the advice of about JINX. Somewhere someone something wiser could have warned that she shouldn't get too comfortable with where her life was at the given moment ⸻ oh, wait, she's an APEX MYSTICAL WARRIOR of the Cat People; hairs did stand on end when there was trouble was horizon.

Yet it didn't warn her about THIS WEEK. There were things that she knew about; everything that was happening with Moon Knight and the Midnight Mission was more than enough trouble to leave her tense.

She shouldn't have known that thinking LIFE WAS GOOD. Her husband wasn't going to get shot this week, your sort of boyfriend didn't try to kill himself, your sort-boyfriend the second time was not your boyfriend but a green alien in disguise ⸻ life could be real crummy but now she's proud mother a five year old and her best friend is her girlfriend. That's peak of the good, the best her life has ever been.

So Marc died; one of her oldest hero friends. There was a sensation that warned her this was coming; that sacrifice was necessary. That happened this week. Another thing that happened was that Hank was alive (that's a can of worms; or ants a better term). She didn't want to open that door; her son's father-not-father especially when William did ask about him and it was always easier to lie knowing the skrull "father" was dead and deal with Hank being dead too.

CRUMMY FUTZING WEEK ⸻ on top of that, the week started off with William being feverish and finding every reason to throw a fit. It's been a bad week, she's over it. With one person dying (she promised to carry on the Midnight Mission) to Janet Van Dyne warning her that Hank may be alive (she should check on Nadia; William's half-ish sister).

Tigra does not sulk, but Greer absolutely does and that is what she was doing. Curled up in bed, blankets wrapped around like it was a nest. William could set the kitchen on fire today for all she cared, he's five and he can handle getting up in the mornings by himself. There was one thing that Greer could say she raised him well. He was sufficient with Supervillain Protocol.

The point being she wasn't getting up, and she's ever put on the sound machine to drown out the rest of the world and hyper sensitive hearing. She does hear William shout something, but he sounds happy. Someone familiar, he's smart kid about people at least. So Greer doesn't budge from her bed until the door opens; the sound of cartoons from the tv in the living room is loud but it's William who enters. THE SCENT OF COOKED MEATS FILLS HER SENSES.

There had been noise in the kitchen; a good smell too and it's all starting to make some sense. Greer rises up to find Jess with a plate of bacon, round ham slices, and other meats all sizzled up. That earns her girlfriend a purr right from the throat. SHE'S THE GODDAMN BEST. ❝ Jessie! ❞ She whines, reaching her hand out to pat next to her on the bed. A demand for her to join her, partly because breakfast does sound suddenly amazing (and starving herself from a sour mood is an awful idea).

❝ You don't even want to know the week. ❞ She really didn't, and she would vent about it later. Right now, there's a plate of meat with her name on it and a girlfriend that she's going to lay on top of until she absolutely had to get up if William or Jerry (she's assuming he's here too) needed them (her and Jess were a joint package now that the Spiderwoman was here).

❝ MMFTH! ❞ The woman makes a sound as she picks up a slice of meat eating it then takes a strip of bacon to pass to Jessica. ❝ You better kiss me too, gorgeous. ❞ She doesn't care if they both have bacon breath as she leans over to knock shoulders with her then kisses her. Morning brighten, or the prospect of being a literal sour puss with Jessica around was a lot better than being gloomy about her week alone.

[lastavenged]

There's that Tigra confidence that purrs when Jessica tells her that she wasn't so bad herself. WELL, DUH! She had the best partner at her side and she's the great and powerful werewoman, TIGRA.

Jess is touching the right places, giving her the affection she craves. She's a touchy woman, always been affection hungry even before her transformation. Greer's all grins, wide green eyes on Jess as she kisses up her arm and she's not doing a thing to move away. ❝ Anywhere we like, gorgeous! ❞ Anywhere without little boys needing their moms (unless a sitter called; please don't need them).

❝ 'Course they are, most of Midnight Mission work is nights anyway. ❞ All her sitters had to be overnight; even if they didn't know it (she never gave Clint or Tony the heads up). ❝ Call HER; 'cause I want Jerry's pretty mama more tonight; ALL TO MYSELF. ❞

❝ Mmm, thanks. Not so bad yourself there, babe. ❞ Not so bad is the biggest UNDERSTATEMENT of the century. Ever since the first moment she laid eyes on Greer, Jessica has been in never-ending awe of her ⸺ tonight obviously no different than the rest.

Leaning upwards into the CONGRATULATORY KISS, another content hum buzzes from her throat, She pulls gently on her girlfriend's right arm, lips taking their time as they travel up her forearm and back down. Attention moves onto the left arm as she continues talking. ❝ Where would we go ? Your sitter is overnight. . . ? Mine too. . . Just need to. . . Give her a call. . . ❞ Each pause filled with a lazy, opened mouth kiss in the same fashion as before, only this time, Jess doesn't reverse course. Instead, she continues until her lips reach Greer's ⸺ holding hands, she begins to slightly swing them.

[renownedagent]

marcus  had  never  been  on  a  blind  date  in  his  life,  with  him  being  an  agent  &  always  on  the  move.  dating,  settling  down  was  really  not  on  his  agenda.  his  digital  footprint  was  very  minimal.  his  friends  had  chosen  to  set  him  up  with  a  friend  of  theirs  called  'jessica'.  clad  in  a  black  suit  in  which  he  adjusted  as  he  was  often  not  used  to  wearing  more  'formal  attire'.

as  he  got  comfortable  in  his  suit  &  sat  comfortably,  he  looked  around  for  his  date.  his  deep  brown  hues  set  on  an  individual  walking  towards  his  table,  it  was  @biitchcakes.  he  stood  up  and  politely  introduced  himself,  his  british  accent  escaping  his  lips.  "  jessica,  is  it?  i'm  marcus.  looks  like  we've  been  set  on  a  blind  date  by  our  friends..  "

[lethalitisms]

@biitchcakes -> PERMA SC

It's been a while without a few spiders. Good. After the absolute shitfest the other week, they deserved a little reprieve. Maybe this can be a normal week for once. And so far, it has been. Saving a convenience store from a mugging, an old lady from getting robbed, a kid from getting lost. And hey, they got some groceries today! Normal week for Venom so far. Until now. Careful what you wish for, amiright?

"Oh. Spider-Woman." He doesn't seem mad. Just a little disappointed. Is she here to tell them off again? Break their front door down again? Ugh. The symbiote purrs, tells him it's alright. Last they met, she saved them. They have plenty to be thankful for. Still, Eddie is bad at forgiveness, his track record proves it well. The symbiote pokes a tiny blob from his shoulder, two little eyes slow-blinking like a cat. They're friends, right? It can call them friends. Kindred spirits, of sorts.

"We didn't get the chance to . . . properly thank you," ╭ but we sure could've used your help in the home stretch. ╮Whenever there's spider-people around, they think they've gone and done something stupid. Which is usually true, Eddie is famous for his recklessness, but it's never the right kind of stupid. They're always waiting for him to screw up. Like they're all honed-in on keeping tabs on a guy who's on the straight and narrow ( or trying to be ). "What is it this time?"

[wolverinetma]

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"Not. A. Word. This is not funny."

[bothsidesofaquestion]

@biitchcakes 💙’d

“Wait! Before you proceed to try to kick my ass… I’m an X-Man.”

[entriprises]

NAME? : birdie

PRONOUNS? : they/them

MOST ACTIVE MUSES? : bradley, oddly enough, but i can shake trip loose pretty easily and a lot of the other muses. i think neal, and buck i can find easily. believe it or not romeo and cathy are among the harder ones for me

EXPERIENCE/HOW MANY YEARS? : ... let's both pretend i'm not about to say fourteen years.

FLUFF, ANGST, OR SMUT? : i think fluff is the easiest for me to write, chaos is the most fun, angst keeps me up at night. i love any and all, and i don't write any smut

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES? : medium? it depends. the more angsty/emotional a thread is the longer it tends to be

PET PEEVES? : we're on the interaction website and we should be showing each other's stuff more love. leaving a like or comment or something and showing you're reading and invested in what other people are doing goes a long way -- it's always been my belief we don't have to know each others muses that super well to interact or send questions. that shouldn't be a requirement or a road block. we're here to learn and to love!

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE? : i have so many of them. i'm sure i'm like a lot of them in some little way.

TIME TO WRITE? : at my desk. my desk makes me really productive, but also sitting across someone else that's writing/working is very good for my productivity too

tagged by @shieldborn tagging @spinnneret @perfectonempty @poetfilm @biitchcakes

[mastcrmarksman]

MASTCRMARKSMAN ⸻ headcanon and 616 based Clinton Francis Barton aka the Amazing Hawkeye. written by Izzy. ⸻ A STUDY IN finding yourself, alcoholism recovery, being the hero, running away to the circus, being prideful, beating the odds, standing up for what you believe in, vigilantism.

Ask box is open.

THE AVENGERS (affiliates/exclusives) ⸻ @pympartic (Hank Pym), @danversiism (Carol Danvers,) @purplearchcr (Kate Bishop), @transistorized (Tony Stark), @shieldslinger (Steve Rogers), @spiderz0mbie (Cass Lockwood), @biitchcakes (Jessica Drew)

rules, verses, important links and other connections are under the read more.

THE THUNDERBOLTS (mains) ⸻ @fatedvoyage (all sideblogs), @pompedia (Janet Van Dyne), @manandmachines (all), @neonwebs (Miguel O'Hara), @spartax-prince (Peter Quill), @undercitynova (Luna), @hubrisdescent (Bruce Banner & all muses), @ursweater (Bobbi Morse, Clint Barton), @vitrumbra (Taro + all sideblogs), @magcna (all muses), @blindbastard (Matt Murdock), @timeisbrain (Stephen Strange), @prcspcr (Spock), @darehearts (Jim Kirk)

GUIDLINES / RULES PAGE (please read)

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ABOUT (hcs & analysis)

Clint & Alcholism (he's sober now)

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(read + like / opt in for heavy topics threads)

roleplay etiquette for personal or non-rp blogs (click)

Verses

Main 616 verse w/ primary ship @pympartic (main 616 verse info)

616 alt verses / multiship verse (alt 616 verse)

DC crossover ( avengers liason )

The Games (A-Day/Marvel's Avengers, Midnight Suns, Black Order, Spiderman, and Rivals)

Wastelands / Old Man Hawkeye

Mass Effect (human spectre, "captain" of the broken arrow)

Firefighter au

Dragon Age hosted over @mastcrarcher (sideblog)

Star Trek (pilot, later security)

Cowboy

Pirate

Dnd / Baldur's Gate (witchlight circus performer)

My sideblogs

@lastavenged ⸻ low activity superhero/marvel multimuse

@mastcrarcher ⸻ dragon age verse for clint

[izzysarchivedblogs]

special verse tag drop. mostly my ship verses.

closed -> not open for outside interaction, besides some anon asks about this verse semi-open -> open to some outside interaction, asks, and anons about this verse open -> open verse for interaction and requesting single ship -> this verse is single ship, meaning only one romantic ship for the character w/ another character established, but may be an open verse for other interaction. this will only be from my end / the case for my end / not expected the same from my partner. this is just for me.

verse; clint barton; who shares your burdens (mrtonystark) // a mostly closed verse in which most of 616 is canon, and look y'all have seen the 1200+ note thread. @mr-tony-stark and i go ham on plotting and writing. so i just wanted a verse tag, and like if anons wanted to ask clint questions in that verse, i'd accept them, but otherwise it's a closed verse. but i am absolutely in love with ironhawk and how much, we write and plot together <3 i love you <3

verse; clint barton; how many more chances can i have with you (biitchcakes) // a semi-open verse, in which Clint is in a relationships with @biitchcakes - look, i just wanna gush about what Aurora and I have plotted, like I have already outlined the 2 major breakups and 1 break, and the 4 times that Clint and Jess are fools who get back together. It's relatively canon divergent in 616 event, and like y'all, Clint and Jess' West Coast Era is amazing, also Leftovers we need to write Leftovers . . . and the way i could write a netflix tv show about their west coast era, and then civil war 2 but make it more government vs. heroes and make it sad for clintjess.

verse; clint barton; entangled to a loser like me (crisispider) // a semi-open verse, in which Clint is in a relationship with @crisispider - incorporates both 616 and spiderverse events into the fold, and clint and peter are absolutely just two golden retriever boyfriends together.

verse; clint barton; how can i watch you fade (crisispider) // a closed verse with @crisispider, in which i mess around with hawkeye: blindspot concept, and really just here to torture peter and mel

verse; clint barton; to boldly go (ss; crisispider) // an open, single ship (on my end) STAR TREK AU, i have a whole write up for Clint's Star Trek au, and I've considered this verse single ship w/ Mel's Peter; but otherwise it's very open to interaction and being requested. Clint's just your unhinged helmsman who sows chaos into all of starfleet/the federation :) [ here is the written up verse information to read ]

verse; linda carter; to heal across the stars (thefleetsfinest) // an open, single ship (on my end only) STAR TREK AU, for Linda Carter, whom is now a cardiac surgeon aboard the Enterprise. On my side, not Mel's side, I am only writing one romantic ship in the Star Trek setting/au and that's with Mel's @thefleetsfinest. Very dedicated woman to medicine and well-being of the crew. [ verse write up pending ]

verse; pepper potts; captain of her own (uss unreliable) // an open star trek au verse, in which Pepper hot off the heels of being the infamous Captain Tony Stark's first officer (of which there's is many rumors surrounding him), has been promoted and now is Captain Potts of the USS Unreliable. . . . her first officer being Steve Rogers (@liibertysdream) of whom is a former captain himself (rumors surrounding him as well, oh no pepper what are you doing). She was communications and command before hand, with prior goals of managing a starbase or colony, now being made Captain of a ship.

[movedto-mastcrmarksman]

"I thought we could have a lazy morning together, starting with breakfast in bed."

It was definitely a hard day when they said GOODBYE to their LA home. Clint would honestly say making that place his home with Jessica had been the happiest he had been in years, maybe even a decade and half almost two. IT'S KIND OF MIRACLE; which his therapist Lynette would point that he could accredit that to HIMSELF doing the work. Clint would agree that at least forty percent of that was Jessica because she's amazing and how did he let himself screw that up twice?

However neither of them could ignore the calls back to New York; most of their big name super friends were there. Carol when she wasn't in space, which he knows that Jess has been missing the heck out of girls' nights and Clint's got his friends in city. Natasha, even Bucky has grown on him. PLUS he was landlord of a building, and while he's sure Tito and Deke have done a fine job taking care of building maintenance; sobriety has taught him responsibility. So he should go back to being a responsible building owner.

The move was smooth for the most part besides a literal lizard man holding up their moving truck of things they absolutely had to bring back with them. His poor Bed-Stuy apartment was about to be subject to a lot of chaos, given Jess wanted to replace his old stuff with THEIR stuff (some of that was going to a storage unit until Jess afforded herself an office to go in again). In the most New York fashion their day wasn't complete without a hold up. Clint personally thought the giant lizard was there to welcome them back but apparently it was angry pet project. THEY KICKED ITS ASS. They were awesome, what could Clint say, Jess the badass.

It's been three whole days and things were finally starting to settle down. He had been intending on getting up, already put his ears in, when he had found the other half of the bed gone cold. However, the timing was just right that Jessica would come back in. She's not dressed which bodes well and even better when she proposes they stay in bed. The plate of food doesn't go unnoticed. Clint reaches out to pull her back into bed, then crawls over her so that he could cling to her. HE FORGOT HOW COLD NEW YORK COULD GET.

❝ Y'know there's like this superhero genius list goin' around. ❞ He whispers to her, pressing kisses to her neck and jaw. Raising his head only slightly to peak at what she's cooked up and filled onto the plate. ❝ You should be top genius on the list for that idea alone, BABE. ❞

[thefastestaround]

16. Favourite trope? ;; 22. Short, medium, or long threads?

@biitchcakes

Munday Meme

16. Probably rivals/hostile relationships developing into something nice but still a little hostile 22. All of the above. I really like bouncing back and forth with people

[movedto-mastcrmarksman]

Maybe he should go to Doctor Strange and see if he has some magical ward cure that prevents him from being a magnet for windows. Or whatever the opposite end of a magent? Clint would like for windows to be so repulsed by him that he no longer gets thrown through them. There's got to be something.

Oh GOD, this is going to restart the age old debate of IS HE TOO OLD FOR THIS? followed by the self-pitying thoughts about being an entirely normal human guy with nothing special besides he's trained in the bow.

He doesn't get up, but he was fine mostly. Trapeze artists taught him that it was all falling with style basically. Or what Jess had just said. Clint doesn't budge from the spot on his back besides the guy yelling at them for falling on his car. It's not his fault or decision.

❝ Oh, now you are playing the lowest of low cards. ❞ ⸻ FOR ME ⸻ the sweetest of words, as she stares down at him and he reaches his hand out for her to help him up. He was getting older and he's not thrilled about the doctor check up on his spine. ❝ Promise, I'll only deliver justice on ground floors or buildings without windows from now on. ❞

@mastcrmarksman sent: it’s not the first time i was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last. // ( accepting )

Looking down at her boyfriend splayed across the hood of a car was as funny as it was concerning. A hand flies to Jessica's face to stifle any giggles she can't fight off, while the other reaches to stroke his face. ❝ Yeah. Yeah, I'd be SHOCKED if I never saw you like this again. I've seen you take some pretty insane falls, you know that ? It scares me sometimes, babe. ❞ Despite what impression her current muffled amusement might give off.

Finally getting a rein on her giggles, she looks to Clint, leaning forward to give him a kiss on the forehead. ❝ You should start being a SMIDGE more careful how your body hits the ground, y'know. If not for yourself, for me ? ❞ Queue her batting eyelashes.

[renownedagent]

🎲

KISS  ROULETTE  |  STILL  ACCEPTING  |  @biitchcakes ROLLED A 16 FOR A KISS IN THE RAIN

THIS  MISSION  HAD  BEEN  LONG.  CHASING  DOWN  LEADS  &  STOPPING  CRIMINALS  IN  THEIR  TRACKS.  THEY  DECIDED  TO  RELAX  ON  THE  ROOFTOP  BEFORE  THE  HEAVENS  BROKE  &  RAIN  HIT  THE  ROOFTOP.  he  spoke  softly  to  jessica,  lifting  her  chin  softly.  "  well,  i've  always  wanted  to  do  this  in  the  rain  ..  "  his  lips  would  press  softly  against  hers,  kissing  her  softly,  showing  his  affection  for  her.

as  he  would  pull  away,  he  would  feel  the  rain  wet  his  hair;  making  it  messy.  he  would  speak  to  her  with  his  soft  yet  smooth  accent.  "  well,  that  went  better  than  i  expected  ..  "  he  grinned  at  her.  "  how  was  the  kiss  for  you  ?  "

[lethalitisms]

@biitchcakes

Its purr is like a car engine, low and warm, two milky-white slits for eyes as it's draped over her shoulders. Every now and then, its maw opens to catch a popcorn flung in the air, never missing. It's a lovely night to be staying in, when the night seems so at peace and the good shows are on. Eddie never really watches them, isn't a big fan of talk-shows and dramas, is always asleep whenever they're on, so when Spider-Woman had offered her companionship, it happily went along. Eddie won't mind it being away a few hours, would he?

A few errant tendrils idly sway, akin to a cat's tail, back and forth as most of its mass settles onto her lap. Some of the tendrils wrap gently on her wrist, a small mental nudge; it wants to be pet. An alien and yet familiar sound comes out of it, one could translate it into a rudimentary mrr, complimented by a tone of contentment. With no vocal chords of its own, it has learnt to imitate those around it, and this sound is among one of its favorites to imitate in her presence.

There are alarmingly few who can understand it in this state, thanks in no small part to the fact that this is an activity it is so used to doing alone. But if Jess were to prod at the small second-presence within her mind, she may be able to gleam a few simple words; 「 comfortable, 」 and 「 happy, 」 and 「 safe 」 being among them.

[izzysarchivedblogs]

more clint verses + notes

if we ship, and you want a verse mention i'll add ya :)

affiliate verse // 616 // good people are like candles they burn themselves up to give others light (crisispider / thefleetsfine / hopeburns) // entangled to a loser like me (crisispider)

616 verses in which Clint is always in a relationship with @/crisispider

same notes as 616

always open to interacting in this verse as clint loves his peter b parker and wants to tell people

Clint and Peter live together in Bed Stuy

They just got engaged

Clint is the bonus stepdad to Mayday Parker

Clint and MJ hang out sometimes

Eventually Clint and Peter'll be adopting a baby Ashley too after they get married

Wurm :))

Peter follows events of the Spider-verse films so that's all canon

actually read this post goes into extreme detail on the Affiliate Verse

616 au // how can i watch you fade (crisispider)

a blindspot inspired au

clint's going blind and not enjoying it

clint's sorry he breaks peter's hearts all the time

616 divergent // ship verse with @/biitchcakes // how many more chances can i have with you (biitchcakes)

open for interacting in this verse

after their first break up due to clint's infidelity as seen in 2012 fraction's

Clint and Jessica would get together again shortly after working together in Secret Avengers (2014)

They would take their next big break, after a heavily canon divergent Civil War 2; Clint still kills Bruce and goes on trial. They kind of break-up / take a break, cause that was one of his girlfriend's best friends

Post Civil War 2, Clint tours America, drinking often and trying to right wrongs with Red Wolf via vigilante justice; while he does this he does call Jessica here and there, sometimes drunk and guilty

Eventually, he returns to New York with a few revelations, and one of them comes at recognizing an alarming relationship with alcohol ; while he back in New York, he asks Jessica and a local superhero doctor Leonard Mccoy (had to sneak him in okay) to help him with sobriety

Kate calls Clint from LA to ask him for his help with something, which leads to Clint deciding while he was in LA to move there and to take the next big chance. ASK JESSICA OUT AGAIN. Now just that, but skip a few steps and ask her to move out to LA with him. She says yes.

Kate's WCA happens, and Clint and Jessica have their own west coast superhero business; they adopt a runaway Beverley Hills kitty cat whose name is Leftovers or LT, they've got a place together, and quite some time

The next "break" that Clint and Jessica take is when they move back to New York, during the time of Devil's Reign and Mayor Fisk; the events of Freefall, Clint's grudge war with the Hood, and taking up the Ronin mantle leads Clint to relapse and realize that he hasn't exactly buried all his issues

Jessica is there to help him in the aftermath, along with Clint's friends that he manages to not burn bridges with

Clint becoming a T-Bolt under Luke Cage, is what leads to round 4 at a relationship with Jessica Drew, and gosh they got Lucky and Leftovers (their two "kids") he should maybe do something about a relationship upgrade with Jessica right?

LEFTOVERS IS CLINT'S SECOND FUR-SON and his favorite cat in the world, Leftovers is also just as much as a Cryptid as his mom JDrew :)) clint has had many a heart attack when these two LOOM over him waiting for food

616 closed // ship w/ @/mr-tony-stark // who shares your burdens (mrtonystark)

a closed 616 verse, inspired by a long running thread (i am getting back to)

where tony stark and clint barton, have a multiple times fling, and tony's the who clint calls at the end of freefall and helps clint with recovery, is his sponsor (and boyfriend) because they are messy

clint and tony are dating, after a 1000 reblogs

tony is raising brandy (that is going well for now)

gonna be exploring tony's relapse

and possibly the tony - emma sham wedding

616 closed // ship w/ @/mr-tony-stark // can we have a chance at this finally (mrtonystark)

a verse where tony and clint adopt an alien baby after her pod reaches earth

vaugely based off our first verse

let the boys be happy

616 closed // ship w/ @/blindbastard // do not hear do not see but know how to feel (blindbastard)

clint and matt !!

centered around hawkeye: freefall

clint knows matt is DD

has to walk the careful dance of not letting his boyfriend know he's ronin

while his boyfriend is actively hunting for ronin